Celebrity is defined as:
ce•leb•ri•ty - [suh-leb-ri-tee] – noun, plural -ties
1 - a famous or well-known person
2 – fame; renown
Now, very few people are born as celebrities. Those who are usually come from families with well established names in the entertainment world, though some transcend this rule of thumb.
Witness Paris Hilton. Her family name started with a string of low-cost motels. Today, thanks largely to her family’s money, she is a celebrity. Obviously she puts a lot of work into being a celebrity, what, with the parties, the drinking, the jail-time, the driving nice cars, the reaching out to actual celebs to try to form friendships – it’s a lot of work, no doubt.
So, we can see that she’s a celebrity by virtue of money and effort, not because of any real talent or skill.
This brings me to the world of search.
Our world, across its many facets, has spawned a LOT of wealth. Google alone has spawned over 1,000 new millionaires. (Old info in this article from 2004, but you get the idea.) So, with all those flush folks pootling around in their new Ferraris, Porsches and Prii (Priuses?), why are there not more celebrities among them?
Paris proved that having money and partying can make anyone a celebrity, so why haven’t more individuals started building a “lifestyle” for themselves that’ll guarantee notoriety? Search geeks often have money, and I KNOW they like to party.
I mean, let’s take Vanessa Fox as an example. She, late of Google, is an intelligent, attractive and talented person No doubt she’s done OK at Google. Surely well enough to skip the line at some of the best clubs in town, at least, if she were the sort to flash-the-cash (which doesn’t strike me as her style).
And if you’ve ever met Vanessa you’ll know she’s the total package, so hangin’ with the beautiful people isn’t a problem.
But looks alone doesn’t explain it. Let’s take Serge or Larry for example. Both billionaires; who wouldn’t want them hanging at their club? …and forget about them waiting in line. They look like guys I work with, yet no doubt the ladies would flock to those boys, where my coworkers would be left sweeping up feathers…
Let’s head back to Vanessa and Paris for a moment. Maybe it comes down to perceived intelligence? I’m not trying to say that one person is a brainiac and the other a dolt. I really don’t know. Maybe Paris is fighting off the paparazzi with her left hand and MENSA with her right – could be…you never know.
Perhaps there is a level of maturity that is the cut off point. Specifically, maybe a lack of maturity leads rich people to become celebrities. Those well off don’t necessarily seek fame if they’ve had to work for their money, or developed normally and matured as adults normally do. Let’s face it – if you have to work for a buck, you know the value of the buck. If it’s been handed to you all your life, it’s not about the bucks – it’s about the things bucks bring to you – vast difference here.
I really don’t know the answers, but I do know that the search industry doesn’t have any readily recognizable celebrities. Sure, WE all know who Danny Sullivan is, but outside the world of search, is he a well known commodity?
Perhaps it’s time to start a “Replace Vanna with Vanessa” campaign – surely Vanna White is due to retire (she’s 50, can you believe it?), and I think Vanessa Fox would look great on stage. Fittingly, Vanessa, would thus be appearing on “Wheel of Fortune” – seems appropriate somehow.
Now, if this developed into a trend, maybe we’d see Matt Cutts leading a revival of Front Page Challenge? Or maybe head lining a docudrama on Star Trek villains and whatever became of them…
…and I could easily envision Chris Boggs snagging the lead role in a revamped version of Bizarre…
Yep, the time is nigh – Search Needs Celebrities – call Paris, TomKat and the Olsen twins – we’ve got some BFFs waiting in the wings here!
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